my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
If there’s one thing the fandom is good at, it’s preparedness.
mr. sulu, plot a course for ‘as far away from my responsibilities as possible’ yes warp 10 would be great thank
u know when a dog’s ear does the little flippy thing. and it flips back on their head. and it is just one. just one ear does the flippy thing. that thing is very great. that thing is very important
yes yES YES