one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
ϟ 34) There is a statue of the Chosen One in a small cobbled square on Diagon Alley. A few weeks after it was first raised, it was vandalized quite extensively. The papers called it a “heinous act by a criminal in possession of a most depraved mind.” Harry thought that was funny, as he was the one who had done the vandalizing.
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
the last thought I had before falling asleep last night was “Mighty Orphan Power Rangers” and now it’s all I can think about
blame it on hiatus?